stinxherrick:

dontneedfeminism:

killedmycatatemytailor:

xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

I used to work at McDonalds and literally every single one of them has happened to me. Ergh.

Price tag: “2 for $3”
Customer: “so can I get 1 for $1.50?”

Fuck the customer

mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

julialolol:

What did he expect lmao

silentstep:

Anthropomorphic Tree

Anthropomorphism which is the recognition of human-like characteristics or form in animals, plants or non-living things. This tree, which can be found in the Outer Banks of North Carolina, has roots which have taken a human-like form.

      (via elsajeni)

straight white boy problem

jellys:

when she doesnt wanna play the question game :(

thebrownhatter:

thebrownhatter:

A game where you play as a skeleton collecting bones and customizing your skeleton body so that you can have variants such as really really really long legs or arms and have a cow skull head.

Beating a level gives you a message saying “Nice job, skeleton.”

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birdandmoon:

Venomous vs poisonous! The animals are: northern copperhead, cane toad, tiger keelback snake, hooded pitohui, northern short-tailed shrew.

birdandmoon:

Venomous vs poisonous! The animals are: northern copperhead, cane toad, tiger keelback snake, hooded pitohui, northern short-tailed shrew.

dulect:

if your teenage years are meant for experimenting with relationships i’m fucked

slutdust:

Remember when they used to say that gay marriage ruins the sanctity of the institution?

slutdust:

Remember when they used to say that gay marriage ruins the sanctity of the institution?

A message from ivanna8p
Denny's i don't like this long distance relationship you got with me! Come to Monroe Louisiana.

dennys:

we’re only about 90 miles away from you and in the grand scheme of long distance relationships that’s no sooooooo bad ;)

lmaoalien:

how much does a friend cost and do i get a discount if i buy 4

teenagegaywad:

theodorepython:

coyotescorner:

peculiaraura:

itscandidlycaratempurl:

Friendly reminder this show was filmed in front of a live studio audience in one take.

And that all sitcom laugh tracks are taken from this show because the laughter was so sincere.

friendly reminder that this show was fuckin awesome

And most of the people who were recorded laughing are dead now. When you hear people laughing in sitcoms today, it’s the recorded laughter of dead people.

Well that escalated quickly