h0odrich:

Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo

the-pizzaking:

my anaconda can’t even

userbar:

when your parents give you a lecture they’ve given you 900 times before and you’re just left sitting there like

image

Today while cleaning I found my Mom’s playgirl circa 1993 and holy shit I’m laughing so hard

seri0uslybecca:

I take my hedgehog grocery shopping, and no one tells me to stop.

seri0uslybecca:

I take my hedgehog grocery shopping, and no one tells me to stop.

theon-gayjoy:

neverending list of awesome a:tla and a:lok characters

katara ;

“It doesn’t matter if the painted lady is real or not. Because your problems are real, and this river is real. You can’t wait around for someone to help you. You have to help yourself.”

otaku-bender:

Truth

otaku-bender:

Truth

unbeliefs:

me: i just did 5 squats why am i still fat

phatticuss:

my crush: haha i like you . . as a friend!

me: image

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

axetemptation:

64% of people say the color red makes anything more tempting.
Notes:
In the U.S., red is most commonly associated with heat, passion, anger, sexuality, love, and joy.
Humans with red hair take up less than 2% of the population.

axetemptation:

64% of people say the color red makes anything more tempting.

Notes:

In the U.S., red is most commonly associated with heat, passion, anger, sexuality, love, and joy.

Humans with red hair take up less than 2% of the population.

urtube:

Two latino men accidentally touch hands

no hombre